One of the primary rituals used in the worship of Tina Chopp is the Ritual of Snake Fondling. This is done in honor of Tina's Son, Ebeneezer Squeezer, who is also known as the Snake of Snake Destiny, The Holy Snake, and (more affectionately) Ebbers. The Church of Tina Chopp encourages all people who are interested in learning more about Tina to observe snakes, fondle snakes and listen to what they have to tell you concerning Tina.|
If you are afraid of snakes, or if you live in an area where snakes are uncommon, The Church suggests that male people have a snake attached to their body, and that fondling such a snake is a way of combining the rituals of Snake Fondling and Bizarre Sex. If you are a female person we suggest you inquire of any local male person you think might be interested in sharing this ritual with you. Frequently, male people are quite willing to share with those who are not similarly endowed.
The Books of Tina contain much information about Ebbers and the ritual of Snake Fondling, but to save time (for those of you who do not have enough patience to read The Books of Tina we would like to give you some more information about snakes and what they like.
The Cult of The Great Serpent probably don't realize it, but they are Tinites by default!
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