The Church of Tina Chopp is pleased to announce PUBLIC RITUAL VEGETABLE SACRIFICE WHO IS INVITED      YOU! Bring a friend. Bring several friends. Bring your family. Invite the Jehovah's Witnesses from down the street. The more the merrier. Children and pets are welcome subject to their ability to hike up to the bridge and their ability not to interfere or demand to be the center of attention. Find out What To Expect, go back to the Vegetable Sacrifice page, go back to Main Menu... or don't.