We've had the same Coveted X-Rated Picture at this location ever since we first posted the Bizarre Sex section of the web site. Recently one of our devoted church members suggested that we update our porno, and we actually thought it was such a good idea that we're not only updating the picture, but we're adding more pictures, so that you'll have your choice, depending on what you consider most bizarre... After all, Bizarre Sex is in the eye of the beholder, and unlike most other religions, The Church of Tina Chopp is not in the business of making up peoples' minds for them.

Thus, we now proudly present for your viewing pleasure, not one but four Coveted X-Rated Pictures. If you're looking for our classic Coveted X-Rated Picture, fear not. We haven't removed it, we've simply moved it here. Have fun you sick weirdos!